A favorite weekly read of mine in the newspaper (and form of entertainment):
Public Safety Logs
These things seriously crack me up! I need laughter. And I've needed it a lot more lately. These logs certainly do the trick! The things people call the police for! Sometimes, they remind of the show Reno 911. It's a horrible show~ but the stupidity of it fits well!
I wish I would have been keeping track of these long ago, but I decided to start now. I think you'll get a kick out of them as well.
- A woman called police to report her sister hit her husband while at the Midway Tavern.
- An East Beebe Avenue woman reported a "short, fat dog running at large."
- Police received several calls regarding pets and livestock running loose.
- A man called police in an attempt to order a pizza. Dispatchers "advised this is not a pizza service".
- A man called police to report that his ex-girlfriend "hijacked" his Facebook account, changed his passwords and posted "inappropriate stuff."
- A North First Street man called to report his 24 year old daughter was "out of control". The inebriated woman, according to the incensed father, also refused to go to bed.
- Police talked to a 12 year old girl after neighbors reported she was throwing rocks at her younger cousin.
- A man called to report two cows at large behind Walmart.
- A concerned husband called police to report his wife as missing. The woman in question spent an evening at Nick's in town before attempting to walk home drunk. The next morning, she called her husband, to report she just woke up in a field with a bump on her head. She also said she could see some deer staring at her.
Ok so that last one is my favorite! SO FUNNY!
Which one is your favorite...or do you have some of your own public safety logs to share?
2 comments:
Get it cut
A Morrow County sheriff’s deputy at 3:44 p.m. responded to a code violation in the 200 block of Northwest Church Street in Heppner. A yard there needed mowing.
Painful break
Hermiston paramedics responded to a call about a possible broken ankle at 6:44 p.m. in the vicinity of 80700 Craig Road, Hermiston. The injured female fell from a horse, and one person told a dispatcher that it appeared the bone had broken through the skin, but they were not going to remove the sock to find out.
Just a couple of my favorites from today log, ha!
Those are good ones! I love the "we're going to remove the sock to find out." Too good. :o)
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